Complainin’ about getting a paddlin’? Ohhh, you better believe that’s a paddlin’.

Disparaging the boot is a bootable offense!

Spike Lee angrily tweets out Australia’s address in response!

“2 payments of $19.95"

No woman made a claim. Two women came forward to say that the fake company (that Woh’s son and maybe Wohl himself made up) tried to bribe them into making a claim. One of them may or may not be who she claimed to be, but the other one seems legit, at least so far.

I don’t see what’s wrong with idolizing Hercule Satan the man who defeated Perfect Cell.

Sexy Gritty?

I state before and I state again, Staten Island should be nuked from orbit.

He’s going to visit Pittsburgh immediately after he visits the troops deployed overseas.

Get a rope

But where do they get their salsa?

Because he does whatever a Spider can.

According to The Good Place there is.

All of the dozens of the bar fights I’ve been have resulted in at least one fatality. Most of them by my own hand. 

—a flood-damaged KFC.

I’m confused by the reviewer’s confusion about this show. Almost every review, he mentions that he doesn’t know what kind of show this is trying to be. He can’t pin down the tone (comedy?) or its genre (drama?). I’m not sure why this matters. That fact that Maniac doesn’t adhere to a specific genre is part of its…

According the New York Times, an anonymous person heard that Rod Rosenstein potentially made a joke about a wire regarding an investigation into a criminal enterprise.

I was today years old when I learned that cracker derives from whip cracker...which makes what I thought was a pretty comment on the pale blandness of white people something rather less funny.