What the fuck is up with that facial hair? FFS.

It’s pretty sad. Sure, Nixon was a war criminal, a wife beater, and a crook, but at least he was clever. 

We just moved into a house in a wooded area and they’re everywhere. I never was very scared of spiders until I realized I’m surrounded by them. I swear one of them threw something at me when I was trying to get in my front door the other day.

“Who knows. Alucard can find some peanuts and he’ll throw them in the air and you have to catch them to heal. They heal barely a fraction of your health. In the game’s chapel—ultimate evil Dracula, a vampire injured by the crucifix, has a chapel—there’s a confessional, and if Alucard takes the priest’s seat a ghost…

No surprise. The Cruz family has a longstanding interest in moving on from shootings in Dallas.

Now, they can sell Bitcoin:  The Bankruptcy cards.

I can think of no better analogy for Bitcoins than virtual MTG cards.

Squirrels don’t carry rabies. What you have seen is a rabid weasel.

That’s why I chose TaintCoin. I felt it was a buffer between ButtCoin and CockNBallsCoin and safer from market volatility.

Chewbacca looks so good because Wookies groom themselves, like cats. It’s very convenient, but you do not want to see the hair balls he leaves on the Falcon.

But is it a sandwich?

You know what happens to a toadlike internet troll who talks shit about Ray Park?

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again:

Who knew that 'people who do their grocery shopping at Menard's' was such a large demographic?

True Confession Time: I wrote a draft yesterday, and went back in to add it.

I’d be ok with it being Kelly Anne except that the writer is too ambitious. This is someone who’s working to maintain the republican status quo, in spite of their boss, so its someone who plans to be around after he’s gone. Kelly Anne has no political ties of her own, and no ambition to hold any elected office. She’ll …

And dear lord - did you see how often they had to swap out the paid attendees because they weren’t “happy” enough? What a joke and a shitshow.

this person should be jailed....

Trump: I can’t fire that guy. Sure he’s an incompetent weasel, but that Southron Elf makes really good cookies and he’s a racist.