Where’s Firefly? In the NIT, apparently.

Excited for the third film in the trilogy, A Dog’s Revenge.

“CHICAGO Pizza!”

I’m sure that there could be a whole story arc about the history of the store where Darth Vader gets his socks.

I can never put it into words this concisely, but this is a huge part of it- That by rejecting accepted fact and believing they’re part of the select few who know the real truth, it makes them special.

The best explanation I’ve heard is that modern times are so crazy that even if it’s nuts, believing a conspiracy lets you think that you’re more in control of the world instead of accepting that life is a random mess. That since you see through THE MAN’S lies, you are smarter than the average sheep. Maybe you knowing…

And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,

Switching up metaphors, we need to start a back-burn to stop Christmas. Let’s create a new holiday in early November and pray that it has the staying power to force Christmas back into December.

Oh look: American Hitler and his flunky, Snaggletooth, are moving the goal posts yet again. Remember the good ol’ days when our pathologically lying prez claimed no meeting too place? Good times, good times....

It embiggened my mind. 

This article is perfectly cromulent.

I find this article available.

If only someone could get Bezos to take Trump on a tour of the server farm the DNC was using at the time. Just have him walk in, and take him to a box (doesn’t matter which one) and tell him that they’ve preserved it at the request of the FBI, and have him open in. Inside would be matryoshka doll, and in the middle…

U.S.A! U.S.A! E.C.DUB!

She is from staten island, she isn’t from new york city.

I’ve been calling the cops on people with this terrorist-looking flag on their SUVs.

These fucking people with their insane ranting. I always wonder if what they want is to instigate some shit and hope that the person or persons they’re harassing attack them so they can have their “proof” of how dangerous us melanined (melanated?) folk are.
 

Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with Belgian waffles, chewy bacon AND sausage links, well-done hash browns and a black coffee. I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, DESERVES A…

Good to see centrist Democrats are still using their ‘punt on third down’ strategy.