He will tweet once. Get halfway through his second tweet. And then cancel his next 10 planned tweets.

That might get confused with my Perfect Strangebeers pop-up microbrewery. Try the Balkinator Stout and the Cousin Larry IPA.

I heard Trump remodeled that exclusive gym and turned it into a hot chicks room.

R.I.P. ASS DAN

Today we are all Nathan Rabin.

It’s high on my list of favorite protest signs. This is still my all time favorite though

Ok, ok. We get it. You’re still into a thing that should’ve been over by the late 90's, you feel the FBI is out to get you & your leaders, and you’re probably sticky to the touch. But why did you have to schedule your rally the same weekend as the Juggalos?

Brock Turner is a disgrace to Brocktune and the entire Mr. Belvedere fan community.

Haha! Oh Stegrelo, the stories you tell!

What a story!

(Throws football)

Aha ha. What a story, Here Again.

Well, Hi there doggie.... i mean Here Again.

“I got the results of the test back - I definitely have Kinja.”

Bolling didn’t get fired. He resigned so he could spend more time doing what he loves.....sending dick picks to his wife and children.

Thank you, Kefka.

When there is no more room at the Copyright office, public domain films will walk the Earth!

Guy Fieri invited me to his mansion for an evening of light entertainment and fine spirits. When I arrived I found that he had invited five other guests, all of us complete strangers to each other. We dined on the greasiest burgers money could buy, and then Guy Fieri excused himself and left the six of us…

Whether Fieri is good or bad, there’s this cultural artifact:

The Harry Potter fandom didn’t do anything that the Sonic the Hedgehog fandom didn’t do 1000x more embarrassingly.