Yeah! If you were any kind of decent Chancellor you’s be playing Chrono Cross instead.

I’ll tell you where, he was on Kashyyyk, playing Nuna-ball with the Wookiee.

Linking your own tweet?

“Kinja, not Disqus, will save the AvClub.”

Robert E. Loreal with that hair.

That’s a clown question, bro

I can see tensions in the Olympic village as it’s divided between jocks and nerds...

Luigi should be about death stares, not dabbing!

At least I got a good picture of a dog carrying a cat carrying a mouse out of this.

But if the man carries the fox across the river, won’t the chicken eat the sack of grain? Wait, wait, I can get this . . .

When I was a child, I spoke like a gibbering psychopath, I thought like a spree killer, I reasoned like a racist.

Jeff Daniels protects geese. Geese attack pedestrians. This is how it ought to be, regardless of what your gander studies professor says.

“Matt Besser cradles and protects Ian Roberts. Amy Poehler carries and protects both. This is how it ought to be, despite what your UCB Improv 101 teacher says.”

The disciples said to him, “Where are we to get enough bread in the desert to feed so great a crowd?” ³⁴Jesus asked them, “How many loaves have you?” They said, “Seven, and a few small fish.” ³⁵Then ordering the crowd to sit down on the ground, ³⁶he took the seven loaves and the fish; and after giving thanks he ate…

FOR THERE WERE NO MORE WORLDS TO CONQUER

The Santa Claus 3: The Escape Osteen

This might be the first time I’ve ever agreed with former mediocre NFL quarterback, BattleBots host, and fired sexual harasser Sean Salisbury about anything. 

“You hypocrites, why are you trying to trap me? Show me the coin used for paying the tax.” They brought him a denarius, and he asked them, “Whose image is this? And whose inscription?”