If men could get pregnant, you could get an abortion at Wal-Mart.

I refuse to drink Medium coffees because of the incident.

Chris Hanson sits and waits for Warrant joke.

You must live on the street that my sister used to live on. It was insane.

Live action + violence = PG-13. There's very little way around it.

Werwulf?

AV Club: "Hey, a DC movie that looks good."
Manimal: "Fuck Off, Marvel fanboys!"

2016?

The crowd should have chanted "We want Old Day." Now that would have been a burn.

He's going to live in a hotel and there will be all kinds of wacky hijinks.

4 episodes aired. They aired 1,3,4, and 2 (That was the order)

He has 6 years of 2 Broke Girls money. He wasn't doing that show because he thought it was funny.

The Beast is still my favorite. The double helix off the second hill is awesome.

Yeah, don't change Midway Mania. That's a neat ride.

You've never ridden them with me and my family. We get those things spinning. Being super dizzy is fun if you have the stomach for it.

Are you complaining about an actual article?
Do you want clickbait?
Cuz that's how you get clickbait.

"As a kid, I didn't like it"

I thinking free snacks at the various candy chucked at him.

Meatloaf gots to get paid?

Filmed footage