The Last Mimzy

Twin Peaks was a cultural phenomenon. It was everywhere. Then just as quickly as it was huge, it disappeared.

Toxie was a good guy though!

A picture of him stopped a robbery.

I can tell you 3 things wrong with your name.

Almost everything in D.E.B.S is not good. I also love everything about D.E.B.S.

Someone burnt me a copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special. The next day, I told him that I could only make it about 10 minutes. He said "Were you drinking."
Me: "No"
Him: "Well there's your problem."

Weren't you that dentist? Are you having a stroke?

They only show the movie Felidae.

No large snake people?

Chin up, still better than ferret.

David Cronenberg is still rocking some hair as well. So either being named David or making weird movies is the key.

I saw the same photo in another headline.

Yeah, and that is even rated T though there isn't much I can think of that most parents would have a problem with.

Suck a fuck.

The family referred to it as "The Land that Time Forgot" because we always had try to figure out whether Indiana time was the same as ours right now or an hour back.

Me: What?
Huh?
Is that really a nickname?
Huh?
OH, I'm an idiot.

Across the street from me, there is a shoe repairer. There is no way that isn't a front.

Now I'm imagining a MRA at Jurassic Park complaining that they made all the dinosaurs female.

That's Indiana.