I work near Hangar 18 so they have to believe me, right?

The person who made those felt really bad about it. So they instead illegally merchandised Calvin praying.

I was in the top 100 on the Wii U version of Mass Effect's online game. I wasn't trying to get there (I just loved playing), but I still had to examine my priorities.

Bowling is better than Boxing except when the fight is between Ice Cube and Harry Potter.

It's really just that half season that I don't like her. She's good in her earlier non-Clara roles, as well.

2 has some issues, but 3 retroactively makes it worse since what is set up in 2 doesn't go anywhere interesting.

This post combined with your avatar now makes me hate koala bears.

You have comments on Infowars from months ago.

Yeah, they make women ugly as I've learned from movies.

He doesn't eat red meat so was spitting the steak out when wiping his mouth.

Nintendo has a ridiculous amount of money. They would have to make a bunch more failed systems one after another in order to go bankrupt.

It wasn't a proper movie but they did film one really awesome Matrix fight on a highway, but with no new story elements.

Odin's Sphere. Gorgeous, gigantic 2d characters but the gameplay just get repetitive quickily.

Will Smith knows the best baseball video game ever.

I hate the 1 hour finales. The 2 hour ones are way better.

I make jokes to my nephews assuming that they know I'm joking and they'll ask "Is that true?"

Not true. He has a pair of Arson pants.

And they had way too much character. One's named Sleepy that's more than I know about 11 of dwarves in The Hobbit.

Whenever communications is brought up, this Simpsons clip is all I can think of

I actually like Dana Brooke's character and mic skills. She's shit in the ring though.