The first paragraph reminds me of my older brother who told me that there was no TV show called "The Letter People" even though I watched it often. I would get so mad.

Sorry, the idea that 1st season "Good" Grant Ward provoked any feelings at all is ridiculous.

USA Up All Night watchers

Back in those days, Dana Plato bare midriff was about as sexy as it could get.

Yeah, I had to yell "Get off my lawn" to the writer for not mentioning it starred Dana Plato.

Colonel Sanders and Sephiroth is the best picture ever.

Get the hell out of here, Kirk Cameron!

Finally! A true Final Fantasy Tactics sequel!

They are so younger men can unintentionally sexual harass people.

Shinji Ikari would have been better off as an orphan so I don't think Wendy's would go there.

Charles Not In Charge of his statements.

I beat Battletoads. Which is why I don't play any of these new hard games. I know the road that it takes you down.

All you have to do is memorize this for the rest of your life.

Gryffindor lets those kind of people in.

Battletoads is not a two player game. It may let two players play at the same time, but it ISN'T a two player game.

I was hoping it was this instead.

Reminds me of what ICP does for their big festival.

92.3 ft to be exact. (My minor was in Steiner Mathematics.)

Mark-Paul Gosselaar is so essential to AV Club that we need to abbreviate his name now?

Blood can also be used to electrocute people if Dethklok is to be believed.