I'll run towards the fireball. My skill set isn't remotely useful for the post-apocalypse. I'd just drag everyone down.

I think it is weird when I see advertisements for TV shows that aren't TV or other media. Whenever I'm downtown in a city and see a billboard for a TV show, I think "Oh yeah, that is actually a thing that they do."

So you are one of the people who thinks he is Bill Hicks?

He better be put together considering liberals have all the gays.

It is mentioned in passing but not one Nancy Grace?

It doesn't sound like there is any mention of falafel so I assume it was ghostwritten.

Worse, I don't have kids.

I was trying to figure out how I knew the woman in the picture. Looking her up, she is in not 1 but 2 kids' TV Halloween movies that I've seen.

Younger gets its fifth season at TV Land
Me: "What the hell is Younger? And how are there 4 seasons of it?"

Don't have time to read the whole story.

The one time I tried getting in to comics (as in buying monthly issues for a bunch of books), I ended up feeling like I was paying 3 dollars a month to be entertained sometime in the future. The only thing I read monthly now is Squirrel Girl. Even during a multi-issue arc, I'm entertained by each issue.

The Lost Woods is actually really easy. There is something visual that actually tells you where to go. You just have to notice it.

One day in City of Heroes, I went around a corner and saw a large black man kick a villain and send him flying. That heroes name was Shaq Fu. And that is one of the many reasons why City of Heroes was the most fun MMORPG.

Alien Jesus is no longer welcome in Germany.

BOTW. Finally went to a Divine Beast area after 30 shrines. 20 shock arrows? I have 20 but I probably should get more. Gets more. I needed 4, 4! I finally fought a Guardian in the outside world and Dear God, its berserk mode or whatever is insane. Knocks you to the ground and is already about to shoot again by…

Stupid like a fox.

No pants = Penis
And what did Zardoz teach us?

I like my coffee with nothing but I know I'm the weird one.

That they will use to draft another QB who ends up being terrible.

That gives me an idea for a sitcom where a man fakes being gay to be the roommate of 2 women.