I started reading those when I was 8. My dad definitely forgot about some of the content as it was pretty inappropriate for an 8 year old.

It's cool. As Jesus, I assume you are listening to rapper and frequent Iron Chef judge, Korn.

*Looks up from eating goo from cracked skull*

Better clear it with her first. Seriously, please make sure that she is cool with it.

I did like the joke that the 3 main male characters all thought the other 2 were better at interacting with women.

And new characters would be introduced who seemed like old characters that weren't being used. Just use that other character!

Don't worry, I've seen Phantoms.*

As an Ohioan, I have to bag on the stupid can't understand people from Ohio joke. We have bland, plain yogurt, sitcom actor accents. There is nothing interesting about our accents, but we are pretty easy to understand.

It would have only been slightly more expensive to buy my current printer in bulk.

I would back away slowly for either reason.

Aw, I was hoping it was the other Chris Evans.

Those and people who talk on the phone in bathroom stalls. The two times I think someone is talking to me but aren't.

2 things that would have made me fine with Google Glass
1. It could read power levels
2. There was an alternate device that I could keep on me that made Google Glass wearers see the Laughing Man logo instead of my face.

USA, USA USA!

He does get called out for it at the end of the movie though.

But what are lesbians thoughts on Ben Affleck in Phantoms?

There are places that sell them with a ton of games on them. (I doubt they are actually legal though.)

I've seen Bong Recreational Area on the way to a Rock Show that smelled like one.

Why does everyone still complain about JRPG grind? Has anyone moved past playing NES JRPGs? What games do you have to grind for an hour nowadays or even 20 years ago? Seriously, is everyone still playing the first Final Fantasy, walking in circles, and killing Ogres, Creeps, and Asps?

Sorry, easy to debunk the '72 Dolphins being there. If they were there, you would have heard them saying that they won all the electoral votes.