What happened to Chip the Chipotle Burrito as featured on Baby Mentalist?

That's not even Michael Nesmith's real hat.

Now more than ever, The world needs Punky Brewster.

She's got a knife!

Makes me feel less guilty about the spider that I killed the other day. In my defense, it was big and I didn't like having my back turned to it.

Cammy's Ass

A weird number of people don't seem to understand that it's supposed to be goofy.

It operates under the "Confuse them with bullshit" style. Just keep talking until no one has any idea of exactly what you are saying so you can later claim you said whatever you want.

Pile of Bullets!

That commercial with Kristen Bell with the camera in the fridge so you can look at it while at the store drives me nuts. NOBODY NEEDS THAT!

If you order it as chili, you're doing it wrong. I like it on pasta and hot dogs. Would never eat it straight.

That Doctor is the father in law of The Doctor

Whenever I'm in Munchkinland, I see munchkins using food stamps to buy giant lollipops and they ride Horses of a Different Color.

Sorry, if I believe people should pull themselves up by their own ruby slippers.

Hey Spendocrat, a bucket of water is just as effective and costs less.

"Leave it to God to avenge us"?????

If she's from the Far East, that's Stone, silly beast.

Curious, did you name him Gopher because of this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wi…

Looks like somebody has never priced Pied Pipers in NYC.

Periwinkle is a color. I won't let you Pluto it.