That green color is just *chef’s kiss*.

A wrinkly old Max takes 90 minutes to slowly reverse a beige Buick into some trash cans.

It’s a pity that these will probably go for absolutely ridiculous amounts of money that nobody who has time to read Jalopnik could afford. I imagine I’m not the only one who would love to show up to work in the rat-rod-edition Interceptor. That movie really does rule.

I still think it would be funny if Rebecca Romijn played Number One, Nurse Chapel, and also the voice of the ship’s computer.

Why is everyone griping about this? It looks like a blast to me. I love a classic Trek time travel adventure, and the old “going back in time to whenever the show was made” gag always makes for some fun Voyage Home antics.

GIANT FUCKING PICKUP TRUCKS, and the people (99.5% of the time, a guy who looks exactly like the picture below) who drive GIANT FUCKING PICKUP TRUCKS. They unironically see themselves as predators, and any smaller vehicle as their prey. I once had an F-150 deliberately pull out dangerously close in front of me, and…

RIP pedestrian safety.

PSA: Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency is amazing, and if you haven’t seen it, you should. Sadly, it only ran for 2 seasons, but they’re 2 fantastic seasons. It’s every bit as whimsical and surreal as you’d expect a Douglas Adams adaptation to be.

Thanks! I’m downloading it in case it gets taken down again.

They should just give him the car to keep at this point. Judging by all the stories of shitty Avis service in these comments, “mistakes” like this happen on a daily basis for them. It’s going to take more than a lousy coupon to smooth over this PR disaster.

I’m just waiting for Michael Reeves to get his hands on one so he can build Pissbot 2.0.

Title track is good. Rest of the album is meh.

Check out that 4x4! That is hot. Someday, Jennifer...

I’d like to point out that William Osman is also the person who actually found out how much sawdust you can put in a rice crispy treat before people notice.

Welp, it appears Raph has gone blind. Very sad.

Did this person not understand how the passage of time works?

Why does it need a name at all? As far as I know (and I could be wrong), the ship is never referred to by name in dialog, at least in the films. It could literally just be “Boba Fett’s ship”, in the same way that Luke’s X-wing is just “Luke’s X-wing”.

Elon: “AI will kill all the humans”

This. A lot of Trekkies seem to hold Gene up as some kind of Gene-ius (sorry). Yes, he did create Star Trek, but he also screwed up Star Trek more than most people are willing to admit. TNG was awful for the first season and a half because of Gene’s arbitrary rules, and once he stopped meddling in the writing so much,…

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