My friend matched with Kevin Seraphin of the Wizards over the weekend. She was looking to smash but said nah because he wanted to bring a couple friends over and she's house sitting too.

For once, we get a fan video shot in horizontal instead of vertical too.

Liverpool scored 4 against Swansea, it can't be that hard

What's there to understand about money and not fighting for a spot and the spotlight?

I've been asking girls if we should return to the gold standard and it's led to several interesting convos.

I don't know which part you're talking about, but I am sure about everything I said.

Your first soccer-related post in a long ass while and you spit out 120 words on something we already know?

So one day Barcelona are the worst and the next day they're back?

Yeah, I know. Crazy how American things are said on American web sites.

Kinda disappointed this isn't titled "Is Southampton Elite?"

Ever since moving to Liverpool, Balotelli just can't find a way to score.

Hi Cheryl,

Is Tommy Craggs elite?

Favorite present from the holidays?

What would be your walk-up song?

I would like to nominate Wright Thompsons "The Gods knew" Brazil Germany 7-1 requiem

+4

Deadspin NCAA bracket reply-all apocalypse

Donald sterling, cunt punt, lions ass eating tail gate

Why is the ketchup on the hot dog thing a burn? That's pretty normal. What am I not getting here?