More Arsenal dickriding from Greg Howard.

Fuck Balotelli with a rusty steak knife

How is Deadspin allowing Greg Howard's blatant arse-anal fanboy masturbation on the site?

I don't get it

There's more New Zealanders than Americans on Team USA

Three Southern teams? Really?

Is that a boob with some sort big ring attached?

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+More than 2 fingers

"Jerry Jones says he has a super brain"

Can we also do this for Kombucha and grenadine syrup

FINALLY!!!!

+ # of kids Shawn Kemp has

I thought Dickey was with SI not Time? Will he be switching back and forth between the two?

Fucking bollocks! You fuckface Dempsey, you should've signed with a Champions league team! You were going to be the first American player to have an actual impact in the Champions League!

Yes let's make Obama cute, it makes it easier to ignore his corruption.

Clingy Millenial Womyn* are Texting Their Moms

What statistics and metrics will you be using to determine "THE WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD!"?

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