More like Oscar Pistolius right?

That's gotta be the too sooniest too soon of all time

It's not dubstep, it's moombahton

"Popped a molly, I'm sweatin'!"

That Luke Perry ad is cooler than Lena Dunham

"Dumbest Apple Rumor of 2013"

1. Fireman Ed

What kind of message does this send to aspiring female writers?

Not having to restart my computer after installing the new iTunes will probably be the highlight of my day

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Did fivethirtyeight's pageviews take a huge plunge post election? What's the most views you've gotten on one day?

Would love to see "Cocaine Psychology" with HamNo and one of the deadspin writers

Gingers don't get affirmative action?

Dennis Miller called, he wants his obscure references back.

Man City bitch, Man Man City bitch, Man City bitch, Man Man City bitch, Man City bitch, Man Man City bitch

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It's my bracket and I can cry if I want to!

It's my bracket and I can cry if I want to!

Looks like the Blue Devils will be having some Blue Balls tonight

If Duke loses this game Coach K will be the second dick to have a public beating today.