“I hate you, fence!”

I don't get it.

“I said, ‘I’m not big on school,’ and I will back that up,” he says.

Adam LaRoche to Sex Trafficker: “But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.”

Adam LaRoche isn’t like other professional athletes.

The father felt it. Do you?

Then there’s this: LaRoche, along with Brewers pitcher Blaine Boyer, spent 10 days in November in Southeast Asian brothels, wearing a hidden camera and doing undercover work to help rescue underage sex slaves.

Tim Keown’s writing style makes you wonder what percentage of his readers are literate.

He throws his hands up. Don’t you get it?

Then there’s this: LaRoche, along with Brewers pitcher Blaine Boyer, spent 10 days in November in Southeast Asian brothels, wearing a hidden camera and doing undercover work to help rescue underage sex slaves.

I worked for the Nationals a few years ago. In my time at the MLB and MiLB level no other player had their kid around as often as he did. Not a single one. Having kids around every so often, especially during the summer, is pretty common. They get to meet all the other players, play catch with dad, etc etc. But…

The Spurs are just sitting there waiting for the next pick up game like the cagey 40something at the recreation center, adjusting his elbow pads and using a special solution to clean his sports goggles.

Which one of you broads can punt a football the farthest?

Why can’t she try to be a more perfect candidate though?

No, no. We hate Duke because of comments like yours. Also, because the school produces cock knuckles of the first order.

When beating Duke, celebration krzyld be kept to a minimum.

This is why we hate Duke, this right here. Coach K clearly said that because in the line you could see Dillon Brooks saying you are right and I’m sorry. Of all teams to lecture about sportsmanship with that asshole Grayson on his team, Dillion would have been well in his right to say “You’re an excellent coach, I…

“I didn’t say that,” Krzyzewski said. “You can say whatever you want. Dillon Brooks is a hell of a player. I said, ‘You’re a terrific player, unions and Obama are bad, and I’m glad you don’t get paid.’ And you can take whatever he said and then go with it, all right?”