Richard Simmons is NOT BEING HELD HOSTAGE BY A WITCH-MAID.

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This will be a tough challenge, citizen. On one robotic hand, people watched her streams because of the sex appeal she has, the main selling point of watching her streams, much like people enjoyed watching me get blown to pieces by small arms fire.

Looks like this Goose is cooked!

Shots fired.

The person who was supposed to get in got in. And that was me. If he didn’t get in, that’s his problem.

Judge Rose told Johnson as he was granting him bail that he should use the opportunity to “say goodbye to your daughter” because “you will not see her for some time”.

“As I look back on my career, I’ll always cherish my time spent with the England U-17s.”

You can’t use your hands, you idiot.

“It’s hard to say more about Tottenham than we already have” writes blog that has published nine stories with a Tottenham tag and 29 with an Arsenal tag since the start of the season.

No, Billy, it’s hard to say less about Tottenham than you already have, relatively speaking.

“anyone that listens to his podcast regularly”

“I was asked where I see myself in 5 years.”

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Or perhaps he was in the middle of fucking a goat. That’s very plausible, you know.

Yeah, the awful grammar of his tweets tells you he’s sending them himself. Or perhaps Trump just has his own goat/dog hybrid running communications and punctuation is too much to handle with hooves and dewclaws.

“Pack your things and get out, you son of a bitch!”

Actually the US war machine created ISIS by destroying any semblance of stability in the region and disbanding the Iraqi Army. Please do history.