I came here to say, if there’s any investors who are either readers, or who are eying this situation, I would totally be down to pay a subscription to Deadspin 2.0 or UnDeadspin. Actual human dollars, and not just ad revenue. And I’d like to think I’m not alone in that thinking, either. Let someone else’s fuck up be…

Hey Drew. You’re the best, and good luck with the brain and everything.

I liked Kanye better when he thought he was God.

I remember in like 2006 when there were already stupid “stick to sports” takes in the comment threads (that weren’t an ouroboros of satire and actual business practices around here), someone was bitching about a particular blog and “why it doesn’t belong on a sports site.” One of the wise old leaders of the…

Honestly, this blog post has far too much sports-adjacent content, IMO. Needs less sports.

Please do not disparage my good blog. All regular blogs are Just Look Nice; blogs in the feature format are Very Fancy.

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

(while I’m making rules, if you’re requiring people to wear heels you want to continue to participate in society without being branded as a pariah, you are not allowed to have a cash bar)

A good place to start is charging $1000/ticket for a baseball game. And, sure, #NotAllNatsFans but their most prominently known fans (and especially those who could afford these games) are extremely public shitheads. See, e.g., George Will, Brett Kavanaugh, James Carville.

IT IS VIRTUALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO HAVE A CROWD THAT IS LARGER THAN 50 TO SKEW CONSERVATIVE IN THE DC AREA

Personally, this went just about perfectly. Jose Andres throws out first pitch, gets some modicum of proper recognition. Trump gets heartily booed (by a mostly rich, mostly white, conservative-skewing crowd). Alvarez, Correa, and Springer all hit bombs. Astros win and all the little George Wills went home sad. 

Why, because he was the second straight starting pitcher to hold the Nats to 1 run, after having given up 5 and taken the L in Game 1?  Nah. Look up and down the Astros lineup for potential MVPs. 

No, because he lost game 1. The MVP will go to Strasburg, Greinke, or the Houston batter with the best numbers.

So I see she’s already had some coffee.

+ number 2

That’s like every Dunkin Donuts in New England after 10 p.m.

“I told by Applecare that I could walk in the store and get the part!”

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

“The shitters are getting bolder” is a phrase I never thought would pass through my mind, yet here we are.