I’ll never understand the hate Westbrook gets from Rockets fans

The only thing that can spoil this is if Mark Wahlberg somehow winds up playing him in the movie.

he gave a performance that will go down in the quickbooks.

“A few weeks ago, I got a phone call from some guy who called himself Jimmy asking about what he should do with ‘luck.’ I told him, we all have luck, but the key is what do we do with that luck. It favors the prepared. Then he mentioned something about going to the salt flats and just taking it. Flat out. His left…

As much as I want to Rockets to fail, (I have a friend from Houston who until this season as always been very anti-basketball and has suddenly “been a Rockets fan since the days of Akeem” so I pretty much have to cheer against them) I would love to see this as the finals match up.

It wasn’t even an original move.

This is the correct response. All these things can be true simultaneously, and are:

You serious? Look at how Pachulia fell. Why didn’t he go down in a heap instead of gingerly? Why did he look down? A frail guard’s leg with very little torque is going to cause a solidly-built behemoth of a man to suddenly fall strategically on Westbrook’s legs?

So what? Zaza has both feet on the floor, that’s not near enough to tumble him over. You can even see that Zaza has a delayed reaction to it and then finally decides to go down. He’s banging down low all night with Adams and doesn’t go down once but you want us to believe that a brush of Young’s foot while he is…

Bullying is punching down. This is a wealthy white woman working as a mouthpiece for an organization that dishes out political donations in the tens of millions. This isn’t punching down. This is bringing someone who deserves it down a peg.

Unfunny people have to stick together, huh?

Ladies and gentleman, that is the conclusion of overtime. The gold medal will now be decided by a shootout.

let’s be honest...would that not be entertaining? Think of all the maiming!

As far as the spectrum, I don’t think—I don’t know what schools do—but she’s never been diagnosed or anything like that

Given the rules and regulations, no one really got harmed by Elizabeth going to the Olympics. If Elizabeth didn’t go, they would have brought in the 28th-ranked person.

I know, just making light of America. I always prefer the European sports model. It mirrors real life a lot more than our socialist system of sports run by ruthless capitalists.

“Watch hundreds of young Japanese amateurs get creamed by three pros.”

TLDR: This ouroboros made entirely of fecal matter is actually bad.

“There’s always oxygen somewhere.”

-David Carradine

I said it from the beginning. Lonzo should’ve told him to shut the hell up.