If he were jerking off, he probably would have turned off the Victoria’s Secret show to avoid the distraction.

“Jairo Samperio Gets Knocked Down, Scores Nifty Scissor-Kick Goal Anyway”

This makes me glad that he went bankrupt and that Mark Sanchez fucked his daughter.

Laugh all you want but we have no idea what kind of information they were able to get from that deer or how many lives it saved because of it.

Guess you had to be there

Your mother just shared me on Facebook thooooo

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Finally! An offensive move by Roy Hibbert!

This comment might be the literal embodiment of Stockholm Syndrome.

No matter how many times you bring up how soul-crushing and miserable this must be for young dudes who have been on really good teams their whole lives up to this point (or at least teams with a legitimate chance to, you know, win games), the Process defenders simply ignore it.

Stauskas looks like he just walked in on his Mom fucking the dog.

That pre-draft scouting report slamming Newton’s “fake smile” is still one of the weirder things I’ve ever read.

Now is my time to shine and I got nothing.

Maybe you noticed, the president is not running for president.

He’ll reportedly be replaced on a interim basis by assistant coach J.B. Bickerstaff.

Only slightly worse than the “Muslims Suck” bigot was the lone moron who felt that was the time to shout “GO PACK GO!”

Hey, I love that movie! Cage and Travolta, right?

“Five letters here, just for everybody out there in Packer land: S-H-A-R-I-A.”

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