My daily fantasy consists of both of these companies going away.

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Well, colour me surprised.

To be fair, it’d be cruel to make Buffalo fans snort their coke off a mirror.

As an Arsenal supporter, yesterday was like a dream. They looked liked the best team in the world. It was awesome.

I should probably admit right now that I am fat myself. I’m barely 5′1″ and 135 pounds and wear a size 6 and a 34DD

This one is tough for me. As an African American man, I can see why Alexie did this. He wanted help someone of color get a leg up in spite the fact the work is mediocre to just plain not good. In trying to raise the voice of someone of color - who traditionally has had and still has trouble having their voices heard -…

Sorry, but I can’t stand poetry.

“Those bastards in Bristol are ruining everything,” Palin continued. “I’ll be babysitting every weekend ‘til I’m fucking 75 years old at this rate.”

“Now...where was I on the ESPN thing....oh right, Curt Schilling...”

this. All of this.

First off, shut up, Greg.

OO Spurs bashing, it’s as if the writers on Screamer worship Arsenal. That Jack Wilshere injury was right on schedule

I remember the day that my roommate was going to the 2005 anti-Iraq protests, signs in hand, ready to make a difference. On the way out the door, he saw Jon Stewart making a fart noise. Content, he threw his signs in the garbage and moved along.

You are, of course, welcome to your opinion, but your opinion fucking sucks.

I’m amazed — AMAZED — the author uses three names to identify himself.

We have a most “just annoying” Gawker post of the year nominee!

“that I decided I’d rather be friends with Carlson instead.”

No sentient human being would ever say that. Unless they were a humongous douchebag.

We Houstonians only have about a month of what we consider summer left. Then we have three months beautiful weather that Yankees consider summer. Then another three months of what y’all consider autumn. And then another three months of beautiful northeastern summer before finally retreating indoors for our summer,…