Yes, Sir! We read everything he writes. And we are extremely proud, not only of the writer he has become, but of the man he has become.

You fucked up the metaphor, stupid.

If only someone could get inside and figure out how they did it.

It’s the blank far-away stare that puts him over the top.

This is nothing. The New York Mets have been pretending to be a pro-style team for 53 years.

MAYA IF YOU CAN HEAR THIS, KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU, AND “AWAY WE GO” COMPLETES MY LIFE

The fucking LeBrons or whatever

We’ve come down hard on cops in these parts lately, and rightly so. But kudos to Green Bay’s police, EMS, and fire/rescue departments who, in the four hours of radio traffic I listened to, remained calm and professional throughout the entire event—even amidst the noise, darkness, confusion, and angry drunks screaming…

“Oh no, no. Too high.”

“You know, the Confederate flag is just a symbol of States’ Rights.

Road trip to South Carolina to fucking shimmy up that flag pole to shit on that fucking flag and then fucking burn it and then fucking throw it in that dumb fucking Governor’s face.

The only Confederate flag that mattered. I never get tired of that joke.

Tell it to the judge

Wow, this is like Endframe-level stupidity.

Feels like a nice time to use the best stock photo ever.

Best Blackhats in Baseball.

Yeah, these are pretty terrible (the crazy tan lines, not the suits)