balk.

Three? That's still a tragedy, but not as horrible as the earlier report of 40.

Neighbor: "Okay, okay. NOW 'there goes the neighborhood.'"

Game. Set. Matches.

Seems more fitting now than ever that Blake's tennis hero is Arthur Ash.

You can tell he's drunk since he's making a pass.

She's in the attic!!!

This is such bullshit. If I wanted to see good sports-related jokes get drowned out by a bunch of fucking nonsense spewed by idiots, I'd comment on Deadspin.

Oh please, watch me play the world's smallest violin.

No offense to kflebeda, but did Marchman rank these images?

"Fuck childhood." —Tim Marchman

"Fuck our demographic."—Tim Marchman

This is just awful and wrong.

A list with a #1 I've never heard of... amazing that Grierson & Leitch found time to write this during Oscar season.

TIM MARCHMAN DOES NOT SPEAK FOR THE REST OF THE DEADSPIN STAFF.

The worst.

Easy there Antetokounmpo, leave that for the George Zimmermans of the world.

"His motor is fine" - South Carolina State Police

Another Jalopnik cross-post? Enough already.

[York, speaking with press] "Cleveland pleated and pleated with us, but we thought they were acting too khaki for their own good, so we hemmed a bit before we flat turned them down."