That’s why I don’t watch the local news. Nothing but endless puff pieces.

I’ve seen this romcom before. KD and Rihanna’s fight make them realize that the only thing worse than how they feel about each other is how they feel WITHOUT each other. They eventually fall in love and end up getting married. Jeff Van Gundy, still obsessed with Rihanna, tries to interrupt the ceremony but ends up…

These indie pools are just a bunch of flippy shit (the first kid) and dives (the second kid).

THERE’S PEOPLE IN THERE! THERE’S PEOPLE IN THERE!

+1 had to read in JR’s voice

AS GAWD AS MAH WITNESS HE IS TAKIN A BATH!

WILL SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN MATCH! THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY! (and they’re all in the pool with him)

When I was in 5th grade we had the alphabet hanging above the chalkboard in front of the class, and when I would get bored I would memorize it backwards because I thought it was a fun trick. I had NO IDEA that I was setting myself up for a future of faking through field sobriety tests.

Starting to really seem like people who run for state office are just bat shit crazy and unemployable anywhere else, which is how we end up laws like these coming about.

If you don’t know that making crass jokes about dead children will offend your potential audience and create headaches for your sponsors, then you suck at your job and deserve to be fired.

It doesn’t take much to be on higher moral ground than someone joking about people (some of whom are likely children) dying so that he can be edgy about how much he dislikes a pop star.

Can we please stop with this horseshit?

This is what white people do, everyday in large and small ways to PoC. They antagonize and antagonize and antagonize you, it gives them a sense of false worth to feel better than. It’s their whole persona, being “better than”. “I may be poor, but at least I ain’t a nigger!” White people are fully aware of the…

From 1996 from 2012 here are his batting averages.

Are you seriously arguing that Derek Jeter didn’t deserve to be an all-star every year. He was top ten in offensive WAR every year from 97 to 07, except for 03 when he missed a chunk of the season with a shoulder injury. I thought I’d heard every weird knock on Jeter there was to hear, but this is a new one...

I know you Trumpettes love fake facts, but Trump lose the popular vote, so...less than half.

“more than half of us”

Not only would I vote for this man for President, at this point, I can’t think of *anyone* I’d prefer more than him.