Still my all-time favorite Deadspin comment

To be fair, it was probably the 200th night in a row someone asked him “how were you feeling out there tonight?” I’m amazed more athletes don’t go full Marshawn at these quote scrums.

The key difference between Chicago and Boston is that Chicago people can accept that some people in Chicago are racist. Boston people deny it like its the plague which of course makes more people believe they are racist.

Setting my alarm for 530AM to get the full 4.5 hours of Kirk and Callahan on WEEI with the HOTTEST TAKES. It’s going to be great. You’ll get Sully from Carver with his “I have a black friend” take. You’ll get Ben from Manchester who once sat in the out field in Fenway in the 1980s and NEVER HEARD A RACIST COMMENT, so…

I don’t think Sasha’s bad on the mic, I just think that her creative is a mess right now. She’s playing a heel character as a babyface, and the result is that the promos they’re writing for her lack direction.

I’m sure we’ll hear how sickened the fans are every time Adam comes to the plate or catches a fly ball these next three games.

I’m kinda on the other end of the spectrum, I never found Bray Wyatt intriguing as a character. Supernatural characters like Undertaker and Kane were successful because they had an established backstory so that people understood the mythology that Creative was pushing, and did minimal mic work to keep the aura around…

I think it could go over if said mysticism didn’t consist of overwrought monologues.

Do they not realize that unless your Taker or maybe Balor, the mystical, spiritual, not-of-the-earth stuff just doesn’t really go over anymore? Or am I in the minority?

A good card up until that point, by and large. In his last two PPV matches, Bray Wyatt has gone from being perhaps the most interesting character on the roster to a guy chained to dogshit creative that will make everyone gunshy about main eventing him again. Hooray?

I love that we have genuine talents performing every night and entertaining us like Rollins, Reigns, Balor and Strowman, and yet Raw’s major championship belt is currently with a guy that hasn’t been heard from since he won it weeks ago, and who won’t be defending it for at least two months.

When even your own employees think it’s a stupid name...

There are easier ways to insure I don’t fork over my $9.99 Vincent.

“I see nothing wrong with this whatsoever.”

+1 bump

Helpful commentator critique: You are wrong.

Yes it is.

Oh, did you get lost? This is Deadspin, hon.