I have ZERO sympathy for most farmers.

I think they’d honor the Klan before the Wu Tang Clan on Staten Island.

The unedited version

Let’s not forget the early-aughts explosion of general misogynist shit like Tucker Max and the “pickup artist” culture. It’s arguable that this stuff laid the groundwork for the “men’s rights” and “incel” problems now. 

The video is better if you make believe they’re fighting over the last Bojangles biscuit in a greasy box.

Honestly, Sid, your comments are a legit 30% of the reason I visit this site nowadays. You’re the Babe Ruth of pithy snark internet blog wit (cigars and hookers included, obv)

White people just want to be comfortable.

The snack-bar franchise at that field must be a fucking gold mine.

As long as all of the punches were thrown underhand, no rules were broken.

I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don’t have to. I have people skills. I am good at dealing with people.

Imagine being a white guy and thinking that encouraging women to apply in a field that has been 95% men since the beginning of journalism is somehow not working towards inclusion. Is Ed applying for the job?

I feel you, Ed. I’m still salty at being passed over for that editor job at Mad Magazine back in ‘93. The job went to another white guy, but still, the feminazi’s and the immigrants clearly had it out for me.

Oh c’mon... That Mister Ed profile picture is comedy gold. My nearby coworkers keep asking me what’s so hilarious, but I can’t stop laughing long enough to tell them. He has the same first name as a fictional horse!

He’s a man who’s had every single of the greatest opportunities that human civilization has ever invented given to him for free just by being born in a specific time period, with a certain color of skin, and a dick.

You’re not gonna believe this, but turns out that a guy who references his “sense of humor seldom revealed on TV” in his twitter bio is actually a humorless, sexist, turd of an old man. 

“It is too bad we can’t have a debate about who is really trying to help those who were harmed by Nassar,” Engler continued.

It’s odd that universities and the NCAA refuse to pay college athletes, considering all these old white guys seem convinced money is the only reason anyone does anything.