Listen, gay men: You don’t get to be misogynistic assholes while using women’s bodies for something you want. You don’t get a pass.

It is a sad statement on our modern world. We need to go back to a simpler time when high marijuana tolerance and well-behaved pets were revered mainstays in the fabric of polite society.

That’s the joke mate. There is a whole Rick and Morty forum full of self righteous pricks who go on and on about how you have to have a certain level of IQ to “truly” get the humour. They expound upon the subtleties and subtext that they believe Harmon and the writers are writing into each episode.

For the first few sentences I was like “what the fuck is Sweden going on about today” then it just clicked and I sat here for a whole minute in a zen like world for once I finally truly really got it. And then I wept for there were no more threads to conquer.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand contract lounges for budget carriers. The service is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical economics most of the soft product will go over a typical guest’s head. There’s also the lounge’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into the…

How dare you insult James that way?!

I feel like he was always kind of whisper talking. It was all like quiet and breathy and sexy.

You literally quoted the question, then failed to read it. I seriously doubt your ability to follow street signs.

Hannah is 100% responsible for my ongoing and possibly irrational dislike of Jennifer Garner. But then again, she married and procreated with Ben Affleck and also seems a lot like Hannah out of character, so I’m still considering how irrational the dislike truly is.

Yes. I stupidly still kind of dislike Jennifer Garner because my dislike of Hannah was that strong.

Scott Foley’s one of those actors who’s been in a bunch of things and is fun to imagine as the same character/person throughout. Young kid on Dawson’s goes to school with Felicity in NYC, cycles through some medical-field jobs (Scrubs, Grey’s Anatomy), ends up in the military and settles down in Louisiana (True Blood).…

I know that English is an incredibly difficult language to learn and I have nothing but respect for non-native speakers who manage to become conversant, but: non-native speakers getting all worked up and trying to swear in English is just the best. Pussy dick AND pussy ass? [Kisses fingertips.] Magnifique.

She has fantastic poise. The way she handled Marc Maron saying her show seemed like a “guilty pleasure” was awesome, especially considering it was unrehearsed and off the cuff.

Rachel Bloom: Still the only good celebrity out there.

Here’s looking at you NPH

The less-than-pc-named “hobo dinners” we had all through Scouts were hamburger, onions, carrots, potatoes, and gravy mix wrapped up in aluminum foil and cooked in the coals for 10 minutes.

I love baseball. Where else can you see two guys get to third base on the same play as a foul ball out.

As an ardent fan of Law & Order I support answering every child request with dramatic courtroom objections. "Asked and answered!" is just the tip of the iceberg. You can also try "Permission to treat as hostile!" when they're having a tantrum, "Badgering the witness!" when they're monopolizing conversation with a…

...because not everybody can have a job that is intellectually, spiritually, and emotionally stimulating? because some of us need to make money in order to feed ourselves?