I’m most shocked by James Adomian giving to Tulsi. His entire brand is built on impersonating Bernie; the man at least deserves some royalties! 

THERE’S NOTHING TO EAT IN THIS HOUSE! *cue dream sequence*

Pretty sure he’s the only way we’ll lose. 

Yes, Bob Dylan and Bruce Springsteen ARE The Man. I thought we all agreed that Bob Dylan is a misogynistic plagiarizing ass? 

I lived in this same dorm the semester before this story picks up. It’s basically a row of (10) 2-story brick townhouses with 4-5 bedrooms in each. There’s no keycard; just regular keys you can get copies made of at your discretion. There is no real campus security. Student ID cards are required to enter the gym and…

Can I just say “bless your heart” for still being committed to a 500 Days of Kristin avatar! 

Rich, you are the A-#1 perfect person to write about this documentary, I hope you got to geek out with the filmmaker after doing this thorough and illuminating interview. 

HOLY SHIT! Even though you technically came out the winner, my god, I’m sorry your victory was still traumatic. That sounds absolutely horrific. 

Sounds like it’s part Facebook, in collecting data to sell to third parties, and part Theranos, in “disrupting” the system by farming it out to previously-available health systems. Gross and grosser!

I’ve been seeing my therapist for over 15 years now, with an 8-year gap in the middle when I lived in another city. During those 8 years, I tried out several different therapists with whom I just could not connect, and I’ve concluded that what I want/need in a therapist is very similar to what I want in a date:…

This is phenomenal, thank you for introducing me! 

Do you really think everyone’s response to this will be BANNING children from going to the same schools their parents went to? You’re acting pretty Megan McCainy right now. 

That’s exactly what happened when my city’s newspaper went behind the paywall. Lizard brains only. 

You hear that, producers of Celebrity Death Match?! The time to re-boot is now!!! 

I made the mistake of watching this at work. My hardened coworker: “what kinda porn does SHE [Dr. Lee] watch?”

Interesting how the article only calls Roosevelt HS a “predominantly black” school, but by the time your comment is written, it has been filtered down to an “inner city” school. 

Does nobody even take away from this story that there’s a photographer out there named Rusty Costanza? 

As ever, I could read your stuff on horror movies all day long. Will you promise to mash up the next Beyonce album with another Fulci film?!

Even as a 20-year-old, when I watched the show in the late-2000s, I was Team Shmegan.

jesus WHY did I have to be biting into a chip slathered with guac as I read this comment