I didn’t WANT to laugh at “of child beating age,” but dammit, I did.

SHE offended HIM? Please go back and re-listen to that interview; it’s his line “if you’re going to accept me with open arms, you have to accept me with open legs” that began that tiff. Terry was pretty restrained with him when she didn’t need to be.

I’m guessing you haven’t read “Watchmen” for yourself, then; it is not, in any way, a panel-by-panel recreation. I remember the reviews taking particular umbrage with the adaptation’s butchering of the ending, mutilating the message of the entire story. So, no.

Jane Marie is a writer and the music supervisor at This American Life.

Wait, I went to high school with Jazmine, too. CAPA WASSUP!

Oh my god, Winston died?! When did this happen?!

: ) I'm just gonna go ahead and tear up at this story.

Why don’t gofundme pages spring up for victims of idiot hate speech as often as they do for “victims” who perpetrate hate speech, like Indiana’s “no gay marriage” pizza parlor?

Holy shit, SE Hinton is a woman?! This more than makes up for the ten years of adolescence and post- that I spent thinking Georgia O’Keefe was a woman (still gnashing my teeth over that one!)

Congrats on your sobriety!

Seconded. Stupid people torturing each other with their stupidity. A simple-seeming story remarkably told.

Woah. Fuck his ugly clothes, but I remember reading about how he got his start designing jeans in France in the 70s, and I was marginally impressed by his enterprising spirit. Rest in fake-tattoo peace, my tan friend.

That amount of lip gloss is much more heinous than the sign

This comments reminds me of some of the submissions on Straight White Boys texting, where the young’in SWBs ask, like, “What’s your bra size? What’s your pussy size?” Guys (and women too! see the commenter above saying “YOU CANT BE A SIZE 6 BECAUSE YOU WEIGH AS MUCH AS ME AND I’M A 10!”) just don’t seem to get that…

Hayo I love DJ Pancake!

The deciding factor: I can have any kind of Netflix whenever I want! I can NOT have any kind of sex I want, whenever I want.

I've been saying this (to my mom) for years: Turn 60, start wearing nothing but loose black linen tunics and drawstring pants, and chunky ethnic jewelry. Get that liberal-jewish-high-school-english-teacher look going— it works on everybody!

This made me way, way too happy.

Hahahah, stay right there, I'm gonna come back in seven days and see if your comment has gotten any stars. My guess is it won't, because it's patently stupid.