Oh my god, Maury Compson made it into the lineup! This is like seeing your runaway child in the crowd on Good Morning America. Maury! Come back us!

I'm assuming this is Sarah Lawrence. Funnily, just last night as I was falling asleep I was chuckling at how they let me graduate without taking a single PE course after four years of threats. Heh heh heh, take that, Campbell Sports Center.

Can't we turn your dating experiences with Jean into a regular column? I liked that guy!

The Onion confirms: yes!

Ew, why did I just watch twenty seconds of an Amanda Palmer video. I could have spent that time doing much more productive things, like smoking pot out of a green squash.