In related news, former Minnesota Governor and retired WWF wrester, Jesse “The Body” Ventura is reportedly contemplating a third-party candidacy if Bernie Sanders does not win the nomination.

Ennui is one of my favorite words/concepts but all the drinking would just make me...twirly. I’m a drunk singer and definitely a drunk kisser.

I’m Christmas eve bummed.

Waking up?

Somebody had to do it.

Were a lawyer truly convinced that he could plead innocence and not perjure himself, those tweets would read: I did not rape Stoya.

I was truly open to hearing that which he had to say. My inclination was belief in Stoya but, in the case that the accusations were not true, I wanted to have an open mind.

Nobody’s looking for saviors here, Granddad. By the way, why not eat something?

Particularly because it is a clear rip off of one specific design. It’s not so much ‘inspired by’ as it is a copy of.

I was shocked when I read how little parental leave parents receive in the US. Where I’m from, it’s a year: three months for recovery (if applicable) and nine months of parental leave that can be taken by either parent or divided between the two of them. It’s paid by the government, so obviously not full pay, but many…

They’re not pro-life. They are anti-choice.

I worked for several years as a volunteer “clinic guard” at a clinic which provided abortion services. This type of situation was always our worst case scenario and my heart goes out to the patients, staff and security whose lives have been forever changed because one of “the antis” finally took their bloody rhetoric…

Way to fling this at Black Lives Matter.

MINNESOTA restaurant assault stories, no less! What the hell, Minnesota?!

Look at this Lil’ Kim Davis costume (with Magic Mike Huckabee):

When conservatives try to do humor — be it internet or television — it consistently falls flat.

I agree. Donate some tampons and pads to a women’s shelter. They need stuff like that. Putting a black spot on your hand will do fuck all to help domestic violence victims.

Um, guys, what is happening over here?