When I was in college in Athens, Oh, some friends and I saw a concert in Pittsburgh, and drove back that night taking the Fort Pitt tunnel (it’s the tunnel featured in The Perks of Being a Wallflower, for reference.) Let me set the scene: we had been partaking in, ahem, herbal refreshments all day, saw the show, I ate…

Wow, that NPR lady must have been furious for Sarah Palin winking repeatedly at the camera during the 2008 VP debate.

That’s just like, you opinion, man.

The back of my fun buddy’s car.

I have never seen any of the Star Wars, Harry Potter or The Lord of the Rings movies.

“Is your hot sauce...hot?”

Circus Peanut

Presidential candidate and asparagus piss personfied Donald Trump...

I waited on a twelve top of six couples, all bewteen the ages of 55ish to 80ish. It was a high maintenance table for an average restaurant, but I was a great server with an extensive knowledge of the drink menu.

What is next, Zima?

*Michael Scott No GIF*

Seinfeld doesn’t play colleges anymore because college aged students don’t have an interest in his comedy.

I worked for a franchised owned wing sling restaurant in the midwest. There was a regular patio customer who slowly worked his way to being inappropriate with every single female server.

I’m reading a lot on social media about how people are uncomfortable with her choice of Caitlyn, because it sounds “too young” for a 65 year old woman.

That’s my favorite too!

I like over easy with a buttered English muffin.

Watch the last season of Parks and Rec. It sounds like that will be perfect for your situation.

I feel sad about being in the greys, but I get it, I guess. I’ve been here for a couple months.

I have combination skin, so I like to switch up using gels, moisturizers and oils. I used to be very afraid of using oil on my acne prone skin, but your skin needs oil, and will overproduce it if you deny it. Your acne will disappear, if you work an oil treatment into you routine once or twice a week.

I don’t have a lot of celebrity encounter stories, but my awesome mom sure as shit does! In the 70’s she worked for a film production company in LA that made mostly B movies.