Dana White looks like what would happen if Weeble Wobbles aged.

There was so much room for “Utah Jazz Hands” in there. What an idiot.

Don’t forget this one, from Seth’s sister.

Wait. Sarah McLachlan is some sort of artist? I thought she was this person whose job was to make me all sad, depressed, and suicidal over animals. 

How long did it take you to find that lead image? Because it’s perfect for that headline.

Apparently he had a baby with David’s sister (i only know that from what’s written on the chart). It’s not REALLY part of the flow chart but it does add a certain WTFness to it all

So if David and Kris got married Brody Jenner would be her step-son twice over? This feels like a Russian drama...

He’s so gross

I was hoping there would be something about David Foster and Kris Jenner in this dirtbag so I could post this flow chart. It’s really a thing of beauty.

So ... Nori has a puppy named Sushi? I guess they’re going with a Japanese food-name theme for their family, in place of a “K”-name theme?

You mean Tribble McTribblemill because I refuse to believe this is a canine. It seems to be an intergalactic furball of some sort.

My 3 year old daughter named her goldfish Sushi (completely unprompted).

Or Proppy McPropdog.

...but enough about the South and Midwest.

Sleeves do not exist. I don’t understand the fashion industry’s hate against them. 3/4 length is to die for.

“He’s a model... in Canada. You don’t know him; he goes to a different school.” - Leslie Jones

I AM IN COMPLETE CONTROL OF MY EMOTIONS, AND JUST SITTING HERE SIPPING MY TEA AND LISTENING TO CLASSICAL MUSIC. YOU BELIEVE ME, RIGHT? BECAUSE THE CAPS MEAN I’M BEING EXTRA, EXTRA TRUTHFUL AND CALM. AND SINCERE.

“some sort of floral “cocktail dress” purchased under duress at a Macy’s after work.”

There were, like, a lot of cool things about the 90's, I swear it. Why are the most annoying trends the ones that are coming back?