I knew how hurt my family and friends would be after finding out and I didn’t want to put them through that.

I’d laugh myself to tears if Katy brought Tom Hiddleston as her date.

A couple of pretty good movies were ruined for me because of gratuitous nude scenes. Sigourney Weaver having to strip down to her undies in Alien was bogus. And Jamie Lee Curtis doing that embarrassing strip tease in True Lies - oh and her tits in Trading Places. And poor Emily RataBlurredLines having Affleck slobber…

Especially when you consider how often a sex scene is absolutely superfluous to the narrative being told. I saw Ewan McGregor talk about this in an interview a few years ago. He basically said that yes, sex scenes are horrible to shoot, but that he tries really hard to make sure that he chooses projects that aren’t…

“At least Sofia’s like, ‘We’re going to get this done quick, I’m just gonna shoot it here, we’ll do three takes, be done,’” whereas male directors want to “shoot it from every angle.”

I have to love this quote:

“This is a global ad that reflects people from different walks of life coming together in a spirit of harmony, and we think that’s an important message to convey.”

So I can keep not drinking Pepsi?

I actually got this ad about 2 weeks before it went live, from Google Survey Rewards I believe .. asked me what I thought about it.

And thirsty.

A split vote means my girl Rachel Bloom has a better chance of getting a second Emmy for Crazy Ex-Girlfriend! (It needs all the awards it can get to make sure it gets a fourth season so it can complete its 4-season plan.)

*Please ensure all dicks are still in retail packaging when attending a lesbian wedding.

I only know the lyrics to the version of the song he sings on Seasame Street.

I think I’ll have “I touch myself” by the Divinyls at mine. Now that’s a healthy relationship.

I mean, its still less creepy than most pop music (considering he ends up never making any contact with her). Enrique Iglacias has a song a music critic charitably described as “the kind of thing that exits the speakers and starts humping your leg”.

I want Closer by Nine Inch Nails at my wedding.

I was perusing The Knot today and they recommended Danzig’s “Mother” as a great mother/son dance, as well as “Mother” by Pink Floyd. It’s as if they just typed the word mother into Spotify without actually listening to them.