You? Shit, your nephew’s the one with skin in the game.

Yeah, she’s kind of extra but compared to say, Bella Thorne, she’s not that extra. And while I still side-eye the Kabbalism and the whole donut-licking incident, she’s a pretty good egg for her celeb age group (Although I do fully blame her for Frankie being anywhere close to a thing.)

When I think about Arianna Grande I usually roll my eyes and think about her licking donuts.

No. It’s going to be a mess of the highest order. She’s in love with love and while he thinks he wants a woman who is his better or equal, what he really wants are strippers and Instagram girls to tell hims he’s pretty and smart 24/7. We’re going to have to endure emo drake songs about jlo in 2017

Rooney Mara’s refusal to play ball with Taylor makes me really happy, and I’m not even a Swift hater.

I thought “man in black” meant “Princess Bride” man in black, Carey Elwes. I was like...hm that’s random but you go girl!

...and pathetic.

I knew there was something I loved about R Mara.

I don’t blame Rooney Mara, being in Taylor’s “squad” looks exhausting.

Funny how some people expect Blac to just stay and put up with any kind of treatment from Rob because ... scammer.

vegan chicken parmigiana

Re: Hilary Duff. It was one thing for us to be pissed about her racist Halloween costume. But this? Why? Collective outrage over her kissing her toddler son? Pshhhh

I will forever be a supporter of Filliam H. Muffman.

“It’s about fucking time, don’t you think?”

I’m not even quite sure who Ciara and Russell Wilson are, but, I’m about ready to give her a gentle push off that mountain for that dance. I despise over the top displays of affection. They make me gag a little.

idk why but when i read “and lollipops” for some reason i pictured her enjoying the fuck out of some SpiceGirls lollipops from back in the dayyyyyy

I suffer from “Want to punch Matt Lauer’s smug face” syndrome. As far as I have been able to ascertain, there is no cure.

Kate Middleton is the patron saint of Basic.

I don’t usually eat outside of my “cheese and vodka” food group, except for the occasional Trader Joe’s gf pretzel, and I don’t feel deprived in any way. But I had Lyme disease and now I can’t taste anything, so food doesn’t hold much attraction for me anymore:-[

Sooo confirmed that Mariah Carey has fishy farts.