Ohhh and here I’ve been thinking when they say “a child needs a mother and a father” it was all singular. I didn’t realize it was implied plural?

Hey how come the Family Values group goes after LGBTQ but this ass gets a free pass?

But lets keep pushing the big breast/butt aesthetic women. Who needs things that fit our construct of “sexy”? Lets just let it all hang out.

Haha I had a fitter try and pull that on me once. I’m a 40F and they said a 36DDD was the same thing. Sure and my red hair can be described as blue.

InStyle tried to do it a few years ago, size them like bras but they stopped the attempt. Turns out most women don’t know their correct bra size! I bought one (right after getting fitted) and it was still too small and too short in the torso. GJGE I guess

Cut and color is important but could we get something that isn’t polyester? I’m willing to pay for a nice crepe or silk. I’m not willing to pay $110 for polyester, that does no one any favors.

Vanilla has more highlights than this collection.

Handlers, yes. Christie and that other dipshit? They are yes men. Nothing is being handled by them but the snacks and beer Trump used to get into the meeting.

Yes. Here: http://www.barenecessities.com/wickem-moistur…

Anything chest height becomes fair game for resting my boobs on them. Them fuckers are heavy

So they make these boob sweat sponges...

Something gets lost in translation from dick wad to standard English and vice versa

Elbows. Clearly

My thighs are sweaty just looking at her.

I’ll go next week, when Target puts notebooks in sale for 50¢ a piece. They have expiration dates, don’t you know.

BBC!

I’m always wary of reflective lens glasses. Like isn’t that just reflecting light back onto my cheek(bones)? I’m very pale. I spend a lot of time thinking about sun burn/damage.

Yeah I know. Turns out they’ve stopped making normal looking cars.

Guys, this is what Tyga deserves.

I work out at a gym that has the aspirational mentality. They are these stay at home moms (? Maybe?) that have nothing going on while their kids are at school or whatever and they are at the gym for four hours a day. And then my shlubby ass shows up for her work out and I’m embarrassed. I don’t have the…