The belly dancing tradition is centuries old.

Especially when the people shouting “send in the troops” always actually mean “as long as it’s not my kids”.

seemingly abandoned by her mother.

Are you trolling. Who could be so idiotic. Did you notice what Japan was doing before the US bombed them or not really

My wife works with a charity that supports widows in war-torn countries and the like, and with other charities which support women in areas of conflict in general - and yes, it is the women who suffer worst, pretty much always.

The people that do that sort of work are either incredibly brave or incredibly naive; perhaps a bit of both. I think that whatever aid is brought will be taken and more than likely the workers themselves.

What a stupid and false statement.

What does the Holocaust, World Wars I and II, Colonialism (which Muslims did before Europeans) have to do with what I said? You said that these ISIS guys actions have nothing to do with Islam and I pointed out that Muhammad (an important figure in Islam) was a warmongering savage like these guys. I’m still confused…

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I don’t see how. Muhammad was as much of a warmongering savage as these guys. Let’s not even get started on the Ottomans.

LOL. We wish. An extremely literal interpretation of the “holy” text is still an interpretation of the fucking shitty holy text.

“It was you ... woman ... right down the line”

“One of them was about how my manicure would look even better wrapped around a dick, which is so on-brand.”

Go see it. It’s the sort of movie that is so visually stunning you have to see it on the big screen.

Of course they’re looking for work! Those affirmative action urban lesbians took their jobs!

I went to St Andrews too! Lots of Dunhill stories.

I have no bad celebrity encounters. My favorite was when I got Robert England’s autograph. He was very sweet and nice to me. I told him I was a big fan of V. He gave me a free picture of him from it. He also told me the network wanted to make a second season of the show but all the actors had moved on. I'm a big…

I like to send awkward sexts because I’m horrible at dirty talk.

Do you guys have some focus group results that suggests people outside your office care as much about Bill Simmons as you all apparently do?