“He’s a man of deep faith..”

I had nothing against them until recently, but damn the “12s” thing is just so goddamn obnoxious. The Maude Flanders-style letter writing is just the icing on that particular shitcake; this year with the Cam thing, and last year some screeching fishwife wrote a similar letter after Edelman punched a Richard Sherman…

I used it briefly, but always felt it was like being yelled at by passing motorists.

I thought I was the only one who noticed this! The Gawker regular commenters (and by regular I mean freaks who comment dozens/hundreds of times per day within minutes of each post) are masters of these.

Here’s a cute puppy gif.

The bathtub water isn’t to drink, it’s to flush your toilet in case pipes freeze or the pumping stations lose power, (edited to remove name-calling).

Fuck cancer

That elephant looks too much like Babar and it’s making me sad.

RIP The Vane. Gone but not forgotten.

Yeah that persisted into the early 90's.

See, I like the shape because I can always find it easily in the bottom of my purse.

“Can you believe that we’re both sitting in this Oval Office?”

I love my dad more than I love anyone else in the world but if he gets trapped under a truck, he is basically screwed. I salute this woman not just for her quick-thinking and bravery but also for her terrifying Geoff Capesian brawn. What a hero.

Drew is actually 11 years old and his mother buys all his clothes.

that’s some Rachel Dolezal level denialism right there.

And the man in the back said everyone attack and it turned into a boardroom brawl

That’s his single hair follicle. From there the strand loops and curves across his scalp, occasionally diving into his skin and re-emerging to continue its journey.

I would certainly find excuses to wear it. Maybe not karaoke, though? Unless her idea of karaoke is very different from mine, that seems like it comes with potential for spilling booze on one’s custom-made sari.

4. I want friends and acquaintences that won’t immediately exclaim, “What the fuck is up with that robe, and why are you wearing it?”

“Japan or bust! I’m doing Tokyo karaoke-legit with some of my best friends, Raj Singh, Betina Ocampo, and Madison Shimoda. I’ll be wearing a custom satin navy blue Indian sari with gold embroidery that I had made in India, and velvet Manolo Blahnik bejeweled slides. The top is amazing because it’s backless with just…