*incoherent rage noise*

You don’t know if they were coerced or not. Many large catholic families used to pressure the first born daughter and/or son to join the faith. My aunt (who passed away at 96) was packed away to the Maryknoll Missionaries when she was 16, while my father (first born son)was pressured to join the priesthood which he…

Jesus Chryslers...

Lifes too short for rearview mirrors.

It’s when you become aware that you DIDN’T ASK TO BE BORN.

I loved this. I loved ALL of this. I know I’m going to get slammed for kissing your ass Jia, but I don’t care. This is the piece I’ve wanted to read from a Jezebel EIC for a long time. The promotion has changed you for the better.

I wanted everything monogrammed from the Lillian Vernon catalog when I was a kid. I never got them, though. Now that I’m an adult and control the purse strings, like 50% of my stuff is monogrammed.

I think I had a rich friend who had one. She was bored with it but I was like I AM NEVER TAKING OFF THIS BOA

Golightly shares some of Cumia’s nasty sense of humor, making jokes on Twitter about Muslims, “transsexuals,” and, a few days ago, a crack about domestic violence

I gave up dairy and lost no weight.

Finally, a long awaited Foodspin post. Thanks Albert.

Is a hipster’s word worth nothing these days?

Somewhere (in Portland, probably) there’s a machine that spits dudes like those guys out by the dozens. We must find this machine, lest we be flooded with inane conversations about small batch bourbon and banjo / mustache wax.

The Decemberists were on the Simpsons, did a guitar-off on the Colbert Report, get talked about endlessly at the AV club...they’re not exactly obscure.

Not to mention even if you get the tickets you are now going to see the artist in a massive venue with thousands of others and the speakers will be too loud so you can’t really appreciate it anyway. I don’t blame the Beatles for stopping touring; they were right.

Your answer is informative, helpful, and non-judgmental. I hate it and I hate you, too.

I look at your comment and still know that I want to see Tom Hiddleston as Hank Williams.

I think the difference tends to be in what they’re optimized for. Currently, you have travel trailers and “mobile” homes. Travel trailers need good handling characteristics on the road and will sacrifice livability for that. Mobile homes typically only move once and stay put once they’re there. But they usually aren’t…