I love my dad more than I love anyone else in the world but if he gets trapped under a truck, he is basically screwed. I salute this woman not just for her quick-thinking and bravery but also for her terrifying Geoff Capesian brawn. What a hero.

Drew is actually 11 years old and his mother buys all his clothes.

that’s some Rachel Dolezal level denialism right there.

And the man in the back said everyone attack and it turned into a boardroom brawl

That’s his single hair follicle. From there the strand loops and curves across his scalp, occasionally diving into his skin and re-emerging to continue its journey.

Schrodinger’s Feminist

I would certainly find excuses to wear it. Maybe not karaoke, though? Unless her idea of karaoke is very different from mine, that seems like it comes with potential for spilling booze on one’s custom-made sari.

4. I want friends and acquaintences that won’t immediately exclaim, “What the fuck is up with that robe, and why are you wearing it?”

Perfectly stated. I have so many friends back in NY that are exactly the same...Working a City Job with free healthcare etc. and cheating on their taxes and paycards any which way they can. Basically comes down to this simple principle...Republicans can fall into three categories. Gun Nuts, Bible Thumpers or Seriously…

“Japan or bust! I’m doing Tokyo karaoke-legit with some of my best friends, Raj Singh, Betina Ocampo, and Madison Shimoda. I’ll be wearing a custom satin navy blue Indian sari with gold embroidery that I had made in India, and velvet Manolo Blahnik bejeweled slides. The top is amazing because it’s backless with just…

*incoherent rage noise*

You don’t know if they were coerced or not. Many large catholic families used to pressure the first born daughter and/or son to join the faith. My aunt (who passed away at 96) was packed away to the Maryknoll Missionaries when she was 16, while my father (first born son)was pressured to join the priesthood which he…

Jesus Chryslers...

Lifes too short for rearview mirrors.

It’s when you become aware that you DIDN’T ASK TO BE BORN.

I loved this. I loved ALL of this. I know I’m going to get slammed for kissing your ass Jia, but I don’t care. This is the piece I’ve wanted to read from a Jezebel EIC for a long time. The promotion has changed you for the better.

I wanted everything monogrammed from the Lillian Vernon catalog when I was a kid. I never got them, though. Now that I’m an adult and control the purse strings, like 50% of my stuff is monogrammed.

Finally, a long awaited Foodspin post. Thanks Albert.