FTR this is how big this dog (who is my dog) is

“If The Daily Show had any effect on our actual political culture, it was probably to the benefit of conservatives. In its absence, many young liberals might have confronted the George W. Bush years and engaged in actual political projects, like the campus left of the 1960s.”

I’m amazed — AMAZED — the author uses three names to identify himself.

“To be honest, I don’t much care about which part of the British Isles rightly may claim John Lennon’s ancestry. He mostly was a self-promoting misogynist checkbook activist who imagined no possessions from one of the most exclusive addresses in the history of planet earth, so whichever country wants him can have him”

I honestly can’t explain it. We were together for a loooong time before we got married but the minute we did, it was different. It’s weird.

I think that’s the entire point. My husband and I have been married for eight years and we have been through so much together that would probably have split up and has split up other couples we know. But there is no one else in the world I want to go through those things with because I love him and our children more…

I’ve decided I will punish infidelity by never ever leaving him alone. A fate worse than death.

I guess this is the part where I become utterly hateable, but my wife and I are deeply in love, and after 14 years of marriage, I think she’d agree with me that, while life is hard, our marriage has been the easiest part of it. And that’s with infertility, cancer, and parental disability thrown in. It’s the marriage…

You leave the corgis out of this.

Ricky Gervais had the best response to this non story:

She’s also wearing David Byrne’s suit from “Stop Making Sense.”

See also: Be attractive - but effortlessly attractive. It doesn't count if you look like you're trying.

About three sessions in, my therapist was like, “I’m pregnant. We’ve got 30 weeks.” And by god, I was out before the baby was.

Gov. Haley’s statement on Facebook:

Kinda rude to corn dogs through.

#notallwienersonastick

I didn’t have to confront her myself, but I did start refusing dinner invitations that involved my ex’s boss. She was the sort of person who thought sending things back to the kitchen made her seem sophisticated. I could no longer afford having a folded $20 in my hand each time to slip to the server for dealing with…

Meh the South couldn’t get too worked up over it. It was all in subtitles and us Southerners are either too ignorant to read all that shit or confused why Jesus wasn’t speaking American like he’s supposed to.

Forget the ridiculous third reason for a moment. Why do there seem to be so many otherwise intelligent people who don’t seem to understand that the vast majority of the time it’s not appropriate to act on your sexual impulses? Literally everyday of the week I work with and walk by women that I am attracted to,…

They are wonderful. I love them. And I looked at the nutrition label on a container I bought at Trader Joes and nearly had a seizure.

Someone is cutting up perfectly good blankets knitted by perfectly good nanas to make those horrors!