Sorry folks but it’s not appropriate to talk about things right after things happened.

These “pro-life” Republicans ought to be ashamed to show their faces in public. Puerto Rico—let ‘em drown. Las Vegas—let ‘em get mowed down by another crazy white guy with a gun. Expiration of CHIP healthcare for kids—let ‘em die of curable diseases.

Those of us down here in PBC are quite aware Michael Warren, the murdered woman’s then husband and the killer clown’s current husband, was involved. There was enough circumstantial evidence imo for them both to be arrested.

This is why I don’t open the door for unexpected company. Or the phone for unknown numbers. Or talk to people in general.

I never understood the pearl clutching over that incident. Americans are so infantalizing nowadays. And you still believe it was an accident? If so, why was she wearing a decorative brass nipple-pastie? This has always been such a farce of a story. Furthermore, after 14 years, let it go. They’re both phenomenally…

And here I am defending Kim K. (everything else in our universe is ass-backwards, why not this???): if you’ve gone through the agony of infertility, anyone who gets knocked up easily/by accident is basically a personal affront to you. It’s not logical, it’s not reasonable, it’s not fair or right, it’s not that you…

“Remember that one time? We had fun, didn’t we? Call me back!”

When you are purposely trying to get pregnant, seeing other folks get pregnant without trying fucks with your head. Because purposely getting pregnant can take some work. You take fertility tests everyday to see when the optimal time to fuck is, you have to purposely reduce your anxiety levels and that just reminds…

I did wonder how many times she goes through every video her kids watch, feverishly looking for hidden dicks.

Funny. I thought this was the comments section of a gossip site where people speculate about people we don’t know. I didn’t know it was the Journal of Medicine.

I am currently pregnant and this is all I have to look forward to (besides a baby all the way in April) - bring me ALL the pumpkin spice.

Not only that, they should be on the hook for all the back taxes they should have paid while scamming the nation the whole time.

Any church or other religious organization that is physically capable of offering shelter during a disaster and doesn’t should have its tax-free status automatically revoked. They should have to pay taxes like any other business until they can prove their charitable value to the community.

Nice way of making this about how great you are.

He should be charged with attempted murder. When you are with a group who are all beating on one man that badly, you know that the combined violence of the group could very well kill him. Ergo, attempted murder.

Dude has too much head for his face, or not enough face for his head.

Because then they’ve sold you TWO shirts.

Everything is see through because they want to extract every red cent out of us. Decent weight fabrics cost more and it’s unfathomable for CEOs to sacrifice making all the money in order to spend more on providing a decent product.

All I want is a top that doesn’t require me to wear ANOTHER top underneath so that my bra doesn’t show. Why is everything so see-through?!

“Don’t look!”