I’m really proud of this stunt I pulled on my neighbor:
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And I looked and beheld a pale man, with skin like the belly of a slug. In his right hand he held a machete, and in his left hand he held the decapitated head of a cheetah from a game reserve in Africa. And lo, his name was Eric.
you are talking about a family that has a mother that leaked her daughter’s sex tape for $ and kim got married the 2nd time just for publicity, I really wouldn’t put anything past them
I don’t think Fleabag is horrible. She’s not an easy character -- she’s grieving and angry and acerbic -- but I found her bothr relatable and likeable. She’s just a person, really, one that be awful and great in the same day.
I’m a man and so by my very nature, disgusting. But aside from my head/face I only wash the following: armpits and cock/balls/taint/asscrack. I’ll also wash my feet if they are in particular need (i.e. after mowing the lawn in flipflops). My science teacher in 7th grade said that we over-wash and use too much soap so…
Trump is the perfect combination of mean girl and shady queen. He says nice things to your face but backstage after the show, he goes all in on you, talking about how ugly you are and how you were nervous and sweating through your outfit. I usually love shady bitches but he’s making me question whether I should.
He does have a moral compass. It’s just that it always points to “women are lying whores.”
“Now, Sir, I know you were stabbed but did you ever think to angle your body away from the knife? Perhaps mashing your ribs together so the blade couldn’t jam into your heart?”
Why does it seem like this is not the first time they’ve done this to someone?
The problem with this, aside from the fact that it’s insane, is that almost anyone would be preferable to Trump? What’s that you say? Clinton is actually just a walking, talking tower of gerbils? Well, they’re less racist and less likely to start a nuclear war than the other guy, so whatever.
Ha! Totally, it’s black or white thinking, right? You either are virgin or a whore. Also maybe I am doing marriage wrong because I wear comfortable clothes and shave my legs maybe once a month in the winter...
Well shit. If the only options are chastity or 12 kids I would choose chastity too. And my feminist dream was lots of premarital sex!
Modest proposal: The word “journey” should be used only to describe something that can be drawn on a map.
This bothers me too. Tests of agility or strength - sure, absolutely. But for the tests that literally require a specific height - those should be adjusted or replaced.
That announcer yelling “HERSTORY” with completely uncontained fervor is my new aesthetic
I live a mile away from what has to be the most incredible Cinemark theatre in the country. I told both my kids to never give that company money again. Is the company responsible for what happened? Hell no. Are they responsible for how they reacted to lawsuits from shell shocked and grieving families? You bet. It’s…
I understand why, legally, they are required to pay. It’s sound law and 99 times out of 100 it serves a good purpose.