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*Celebrities. Especially ones like Whoopie, who were hella famous before the internet came along and weren’t used to actually being questioned when they say controversial things - at least, not used to being questioned outside of a studio setting where they can prepare a canned answer beforehand and instruct the

Bill Cosby is definitely guilty of chemical seduction restraint and rape.

Yeah— it basically means we can’t summarily throw him in jail on the basis of 50+ accusations. He is entitled to a trial. He is not entitled to the benefit of the doubt from ANYONE else.

Fuck Judge Gary Gilman. This woman’s death is on your hands asshole. And as usual incompetent men won’t suffer consequences while this woman is now dead.

Yep, that’s why no man ever has been raped, no drugs have ever been used to limit people’s ability to fight back, and rape is solely a thing that occurs in a dark alley when a tiny defenseless woman is attacked by a big strong man!

Agreed. Bye bitches! Leave the kittens behind, please.

Hmm I feel like this is a loophole I would like to exploit for everything...

I wouldn’t mind if all the religious fundamentalists of the world got raptured right now, so the rest of us could enjoy the planet in peace.

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

Chris Brown fans blaming the woman who called police.

Oh lovely, this is the first I’ve read about Chris Brown fans blaming the woman who called police. They would, wouldn’t they?

Fuck this asshole. My daughter is autistic. She has been autistic since she was born. I knew there was something different long before she got the MMR vaccine. My daughter being autistic is just who she is. She sees and processed the world differently. That’s okay. I wouldn’t change her even if I could. To me it

I gasped. I forget that 15 is still a child. I’m trying to picture a girl TWO YEARS YOUNGER than this girl, being grilled on the stand by the defense.

Unless that necklace is solid gold, it won’t be worth very much at all (monetarily, not sentimentally).

Has Johnny Depp always been gross, but we just didn’t notice, or did he become gross recently? Gross.

Wow. I really hope people never call Heard a golddigger again. If I’m honest with myself, I would have kept at least a decent portion of the same settlement if I were in her shoes, and wouldn’t have blamed her if she decided to keep all of it and treat it as a nest egg.

I still feel bad he and Jess couldn’t make it work. They were both so incredibly sexy, and together the sexiness increased exponentially. Yummy yum yum.

This type of compassion and decency doesn’t even come at the expense of the letter of the law; it elevates the law.

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