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More of these GEORGE ZIMMERMAN PUNCHED IN THE FACE stories, please!

POS is a father too AND committed the heinous act in front of his kids???? Unreal.... What-the-holy-ever-loving-f**k is wrong with some people?

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE

Seems to me they euthanized the wrong goddamn animal >:(

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.

“Honest, I was cleaning it, and it just went off!”

OFF TOPIC

I mean, these days country is basically mid-aughts hip hop but with twangly guitars, legs instead of booty, ice cold beer instead of Cristal, and big trucks instead of European cars.

I’m also taken aback whenever people insist that country music is “family friendly.” As if drinking, sex, and cheating haven’t been prominently featured from the get-go.

“More than ever, I’ve been hitting “delete” before I send out a tweet,”

Gwen could do better, fake relationship or no. #FreeGwen

Well! I hope crow tastes good, because I guess I’m going to eat it.

What is wrong with these people? Petulant children!

In Brazil (where I come from) there’s a multi-party system and we often talk about “the useful vote”- when you look at the political landscape, can’t find any ideal candidate (or your ideal candidate has zero chance of winning because he/she is polling at 5%) and there’s this one candidate who might win but really,

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The acoustic version seems to catch the spirit better.

Wow. You both are terrible for arguing the motive and not expressing sympathy for the tragedy. This is exactly what Hilary was trying to communicate when she said, what’s it matter at this point.”

“If nothing else, the closing scene promises us more bitchy banter between Sherlock (Benedict Cumberbatch/my other husband) and Mycroft (Mark Gatiss).”

Want the truth? Most of the time they are just beating, assaulting, raping, imprisoning, stalking and terrorizing their wives/girlfriends. The police could give a fuck, because hey, it’s just women. But domestic violence is also something you reliably find in the background of murderers/rapists/serial rapists/serial

The problem is that this man has eight kids and used to have a very high paying job. I think he was a software engineer.

This is the most romantic thing I’ve ever read. They’re right up there with Gomez and Morticia Addams and Nick and Nora Charles for Relationship Goals.