Is he a woman? Clearly not a slut. He’s a real man. Anyone who takes him up on his offer is a slut, but that’s not his problem.

So Michelle Obama went into the future to plagiarize a talking horse? I mean, she seems very capable so I wouldn’t say it’s beyond her abilities, but it doesn’t sound like the FLOTUS I know.

Me, re: Tay/Ye/Kim/everyone fooferaw:

I feel so bad for Leslie Jones. People can be so cruel for petty things.

I love assertive old women. They remind me of my grandma and aunties. My aunt R said and did anything she wanted. She went back to law school in her 50s. When someone had the nerve to say she took a spot that should have gone to someone younger, they got the rough side of her tongue. That never happened again.

I like her. She scares me. I like her.

I get it. Sounds wonderfully freeing to pat the doc on the hand and say “oh darling, I can’t be bothered with ANY of that.” Probably adds five years to your life.

*jerk off motion*

Ghostbusters was SO GOOD! During the big final battle scene, there’s a shot of Kate McKinnon running in slo-mo toward a bunch of ghosts, guns drawn, and the Ghostbusters theme song is blasting while she does it. For the first time in my life, I felt what I imagine little boys feel at superhero movies. “That could be…

i saw it! i loved it! AND THEY WEAR REGULAR FLAT COMFORTABLE SHOES WHILE GHOSTBUSTING!!

I'm so looking forward to it. Pander to me!

10/10 will watch.

Woman writes hit song. Declines to take credit for it until conspiracy theories/obvious logic leads fans/tabloids to the story. Confirms it in one very straightforward sentence because she feels no obligation to protect the fiction she and her ex-boyfriend spun about it. Deserves credit. Did write song.

People should send them tampons and pads “just to make sure”.

Imagine how many actual babies they could help with all the money they put into their propaganda.

I’ve never had an abortion. I’ve *knock on wood* never been pregnant.

For fucks sake. I am trying very hard to relate to law enforcement perspective, but I am quite tired of being told to think about how their families feel not knowing if their loved ones will come back after work, and the stress that creates. It amazes me that they demand this while failing to understand how black…

Try Beyond Meat chicken or beef. It’s a good segue and nobody dies!

Eating vegetarian a few days can also free up grocery budget to buy more expensive responsibly rises meats. You never get around the fact we kill animals to eat them, but it def. helps alleviate the guilt. For me, I am just not crazy about meat, (I am way healthier when I eat it, just how my gut/metabolism functions).…

I wish there was, but I can’t help but think the “support group” would be bent on simply removing the guilt.