“Millan is the host of the Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan and a hero to dog owners who’ve used his training tips to raise their own pups since 2004.”

Just if anyone’s curious, scarlet fever starts with strep throat and then classically presents with a red rash that feels like sandpaper and usually spreads from the face/neck down your body. Also what’s called a “strawberry tongue” — bright red and bumpy, sometimes with a white film.

Yeah, it’s because the police don’t give a shit. Give them money to test rape kits and they’ll buy a tank instead, so, yeah.

I agree, but it’s obviously a matter of priority (mostly fiscal resources I guess either in staffing or supplies or lab space) and it’s very clear where the priorities aren’t. Not sure if it’s political or just because it isn’t guiding voters...

“in 2013, Memphis, Tennessee somehow lost almost 15,000 kits”

I bet you if we used DNA testing to enforce illegal immigration that there would be NO backlog in those kits...

Same. Looked at a house we shouldn’t have been able to afford, and the back half was sinking into the ground. You couldn’t open any of the windows on the rear facade because the frames looked like parallelograms.

Seriously, unscrupulous contractors are hella more scary than restless spirits.

Ha! “Vengeful ghosts? That I can deal with. But a foundation issue is the curse that keeps on cursing...”

Not that famous. There’s a lot of folks who don’t watch SNL.

This would be deliciously funny if an innocent kid hadn’t been scarred for life. Fuuuck. Guessing the authorities chalk this up to an accident as per usual.

He has none; that would require a soul.

People, please start believing that health care IS the miracle God sent you.

I thought asking for $75 mil was a bit excessive, but after reading what the owner (?) of the hotel did to make light of that horrific situation... Team Erin!

I got married for the first time on my 50th birthday and would have been fine if it had never happened. Be you. Nothing we can do about the deep insecurity of those who interpret it that way.

Fucking Monsanto!!!

Bea Arthur was a motherfucking queen

For once, Hillary is America.

That’s fucking wild, but there’s not a snowball’s chance in hell I’m watching anything from TLC.