There’s a whole lot of stuff I can do that I will have a high probability of regretting, and no one tries to stop me. I could go buy all the gin in the liquor store and drink it all tonight - there’s no law saying I can’t. I could go out after work and get a tattoo that covers my whole face - the tattoo artist can…
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Especially when science says 95% don’t regret it.
“Alpha Omega Ward” canNOT be a real name. Amazing.
6 Dozen Moms In Lifeless Marriages That Aren’t Divorced Yet Because When You Make A Commitment To God You Keep It And Besides It’s Better For The Kids’ Sake
You are a dick.
You know what’s shocking? That it isn’t.
I’m fat but I’ve never smoked cigarettes in my life. I think my odds are better.
Why is it the woman’s job to ensure a man stand up for a child?
You will get the autism for sure. No doubt about it. My homeopath told me so. Zika and general sluttiness are 50/50, but bear in mind that some people sensitive to the vaccine will react by becoming zika-sluts. In rare cases, autistic zika-sluts were reported.
I wish I could give you more stars. And now it’s story time:
Gaaaad you are so right on the money with this.
“I shouldn’t have to see the pain, struggle, and despair of homeless people to and from my way to work every day.”
Her word should count for quite a bit when discussing her own situation, much less so when discussing policy or societal norms.
The laugh that dude from Mumford & Sons lets out at the end of that tweet had me laughing really hard. Even he agrees that tweet was funny as hell.
“... to talk to about options for women in the military and how an Army career could affect married or family life...”
I’ve enjoyed watching it a lot more after I realized I can just fast forward through all the boring shit I don’t care about. Rick speechifying, the dummy with a mullet, the guy with a stick who won’t kill anybody, the useless priest, anything with Glenn... I can just skip to the action scenes and the characters I care…
Am I terrible? I plan on watching the Sam Gets Eaten scene again because the first watch just filled me with glee. I’m not a kid hater in real life, but that Sam kid was (!) the worst.
