I have had this running theory, for many many years now, that it is impossible for one person to spend more than $10 at Taco Bell and eat everything he or she buys. I will use this anecdote as evidence to the contrary.

The math doesn’t lie. I’ve talked with people from multiple generations, compiled their opinions and, statistically, no year of SNL was good.

I’m here for the gotya journalism and dog piling on. I am offended you talked negatively about it.

Yes. I have been carrying an outmoded PalmPilot with me to every restaurant my wife and I visit for the last 15 years, using the original stylus to keep tallies and save them to the 1MB expandable memory card. The percentage is indeed 100. PalmPilot is never wrong.

For people of a certain age who grew up in a very particular part of the country, he is what our internal monologue sounds like. He is our psychological baggage made flesh.

I love Gene and Linda. I don’t think either are “tricky” characters. There have been plenty of Gene-centric episodes and Linda-centric episodes that rank amongst my favorite. The characters’ more outgoing, confident attitudes towards life perfectly complement the other Belchers; take either of them away and the show…

If I could make one recommendation, use it don’t use it. If you completed on the Jedi Master or Grandmaster. Turn it on to the easiest setting, and go back for a couple additional collectibles just to feel it. It’s been quite great to feel so powerful and good. Ha ha. Plus, there are so many times now having shortcuts…

My response to a lot of this is of great confusion. The letter writer sounds completely insufferable, so I expected comments as such... lo and behold, I come here and people are agreeing. It’s weird.

Sorry, did you think I would just jump to your pathetic commands? I’m not some server who has to deal with your ridiculous demands to try to ensure a shitty tip from you. 

“This seems like a weird, and incorrect, sideswipe.”

It’s a Chinese cultural problem with winning at all costs:

“Can be smaller,” but I’m picturing living rooms on wheels and a big ol’ screen for watching porn in privacy and probably a bar of some sort.

You also have to factor in that the founding fathers could not foresee the kind of rapid-fire joke delivery comedians have access to in this day and age. There’s a world of difference between dropping a single witty bon mot at a cotillion and one comedian spraying up to fifteen topical pop-culture references towards…

So this is Pokemon,

Overwatch is not a bunch of heroes coming together to prove a point, it’s a series of shadow puppets being cast on the wall to capture attention and dollars. Diablo IV is smoke and mirrors to make you forget about all the things happening outside.

That’s fair, especially since “fun” is so subjective, particularly when it comes to games.

Jesus, folks:

“The short and limited gameplay trailer they released looked pretty bland, honestly”

It’s his subjective opinion. Just as this is yours. Not everyone wants their video game experience to be an 80+ hour romp, with artful pretenses that speak to the philosophies of the world or politics. Some of us have other shit to do verses pumping all that time and focus into experiencing one game.

To be fair, I think people with limited time looking for a quick, painless fun wouldn’t want to play an 85+ hour game which mainly consists of delivering goods like an UPS guy...